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devils-trap: unimodus: heir-of-breasts: half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:51:07 -0400

unimodus:

heir-of-breasts:

half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot

i’m crying it’s true

arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:49:30 -0400

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

thatonetheycallchloe: darren-starkid-potter-criss: obsessed—wit...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:13 -0400

thatonetheycallchloe:

darren-starkid-potter-criss:

obsessed—with—neville:

cheatedonkarma:

ladybubblegum:

welcometothea7xfamily:

tolivefictitiously:

goodg0dbatman:

livinunderapapermoon:

TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF

STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.

WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

Look at Blue just standing there like a dumb ass, watching his family being torn apart and not saying shit. Steve is losing his fucking mind and Blue is just fucking STANDING THERE. Stupid bitch.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN? THAT’S PROBABLY HOW THE TREE GOT IN HERE, C’MON STEVE.

MAYBE YOU DON’T BELONG THERE STEVE! STOP BREAKING INTO TREE’S HOUSES D8<

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING BELONGS ANYWHERE? YOU’RE NOT GOD, STEVE. COME ON. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Reblog is you are against Tree discrimination. It has gone too far and society has reached a point where children are taught that innocent, law abiding trees dont belong. This is sick, Steve, sick.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:12:40 -0400

URGENT!

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:40:06 -0400

xere-the-sun-risesx:

WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

rinpostlimit: current emotion: The

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:32 -0400

rinpostlimit:

current emotion: The

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:45:53 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

rated-ncc1701: [SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:34 -0400

rated-ncc1701:

[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

typical: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:41 -0400

typical:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

And this is why Psychology is my major.

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:55 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

nationalpost: At least 37 dead as mile-wide tornado with winds...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:15:22 -0400

nationalpost:

At least 37 dead as mile-wide tornado with winds of 320kph wipes out Oklahoma City suburb
A monstrous tornado as much as a mile wide roared through the Oklahoma City suburbs Monday, flattening entire neighborhoods with winds up to 320 kph, setting buildings on fire and landing a direct blow on an elementary school. At least 37 people were reported killed.

The storm laid waste to scores of buildings in Moore, south of the city. Block after block of the community lay in ruins. Homes were crushed into piles of broken wood. Cars and trucks were left crumpled on the roadside.

The National Weather Service issued an initial finding that the tornado was an EF-4 on the enhanced Fujita scale, the second most-powerful type of twister. (AP Photo/The Oklahoman, Paul Hellstern; AP Photo Sue Ogrocki; AP Photo/KFOR-TV)

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:02:38 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: re...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:33:10 -0400

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:56:56 -0400

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:03 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 |...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:17:27 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.

bryarly: grrrenadine: ta da Well this is surprisingly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:21:52 -0400

bryarly:

grrrenadine:

ta da

Well this is surprisingly adorable.

razorshapes: Dukno Yoon Wings Movement and interactive...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:58:40 -0400

razorshapes:

Dukno Yoon

Wings

Movement and interactive relationship with the body has been the most important element throughout my body of work. However through these works, I also started to explore the mechanical structure as a form. Mechanical structure becomes the most enjoyable form to me as it becomes complex yet remains simple and coherent. The contrast between metal structural form and natural feather, together with the repetitive and whimsical movements of fragile wings, provokes the imagination and evolves the intimate relationship between work and viewer/wearer. Although the recent series, segmented wings have been focused on the formal challenge to engineer an intricate movement that simulates bird wings, these works are intended to be a series of poems in which I develope my own formal language, interpret the nature of wings, create various structural forms with movements, and share the metaphor, imagination, humor, with viewer/wearer.

botoxheart: pleatedjeans: Six seconds well spent. It was. It...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:07:23 -0400

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

hissthemovie: if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧ if you have finals soon,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:49 -0400

hissthemovie:

if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧

if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿)

if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧